So here I am, having a little party of my own…some tofu, a little green tea,some Stones…when my phone tells me in the not too distant geographical area there is a report of a Clown (noun, not adjective) wielding a cane sword.
All my childhood fears coming to life in one terrifying package. I love the Citizen app, but heck…please not clowns…especially not armed ones!
I think I’ll go and draw the curtains…if I see a red balloon and a dude wearing clown make up with a sword I won’t be happy.