Minor Irritations

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This morning it all went wrong. Nothing that could go easily or right did, every interaction and request just went wrong. It was one of Those Mornings. We all have them. Nothing beat the sheer indignity of losing an hour’s sleep, then being greeted with, I shit thee not..”Hello..BANG BANG, baby! How can I make your day?” Since when have the words “bang bang” become an opening greeting? Is this something that no one has told me about, if so, I’d really appreciate being given the heads up when it is next decided to use random words to open a polite friendly conversation! Since when have I been a ‘baby’? I mean no one has called me that for at least fifteen years. I’m more aging but cool auntie, not a baby, and definitely not a honey! For instance, if it is decided that “wobble wobble” is a good way to sign off, instead of goodbye, my increasingly ahem…middle aged… self might need to be forewarned.

In the meantime, it’s all cool, it’s groovy, baby, I dig. See ya later, Alligator…and all that jazz. Bang bang!

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